all the feels
srsly.
so fucking happy.
if only I wasn’t poor.
June 2012
“know what you are?
you’re a noodle
you’re a pasta noodle
and he cooks you OH SO WELL
CAUSE YOU GET ALL WIBBLY WOBBLY
he basically turned you into an anxious little puddle of krissygoo” —B.L
you’re a noodle
you’re a pasta noodle
and he cooks you OH SO WELL
CAUSE YOU GET ALL WIBBLY WOBBLY
he basically turned you into an anxious little puddle of krissygoo” —B.L
fortapt
Mathias Rust Band
Hand’s off.
He’s mine.
*drags him off to closet*
Det kribler i hele kroppen
hjertet banker
jeg vil gråte, rope og le - helst samtidig.
Jeg tar meg selv i smile, selv om panna er varm og kroppen føles tung.
tror jeg brygger på noe.
I will never forgive David Yates for cutting out the part when Harry, Ron, and Hermione return to the headmaster’s office and all the portraits applaud them and Dumbledore is crying in his portrait. Seriously, that is one of the most powerful scenes in the books.
“I will never forgive David Yates”
That’s it; that’s the post.
When your mom cries and you're just like
i don’t think i’ve ever seen a post with this many notes
Because there’s nothing more universal than the feeling of impending doom you get when you see your mother crying.
This is the post with highest notes on tumblr
you can’t not reblog this.
holy fucking notes 0.0 the most i’ve ever seen was 1 million
but seriously that’s the worst feeling ever :’(
I have trust issues with authors
- me reading: this character is going to die. isn't he.
- the author:
- me reading: I can't care about this character. I can't care about him as much as I want to because he's going to die
- the author:
- me reading: I can tell you're writing him like he's going to die, author
- the author:
- me reading: I'm not falling for this.
- the author:
- me reading: oh maybe he's not going to die.
- the author:
- me reading: because if he was he should have died there
- the author:
- me reading: okay, I'll care about him
- the author:
- me reading: I see that I can trust y---
- *character dies*
- the author: TROLOLOLOLOLOL
- me reading: FUCK SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU NEVER AGAIN NEVER FUCKING AGAIN
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
terms for the penis that dave strider would use to fuel dirty talk:
- love stick
- doinker
- schlong
- wankie
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
do you ever sometimes think dirty thoughts when you’re in a public place and then start to think about if someone is telepathic so you start throwing around random things in your head like ooh cupcakes
the guy in an anime who always has a glare on his glasses and pushes them up when he has something to say
