August 2012
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a-mock-turtle:
Do you guys know what this means
You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now
You could be pregnant right now and not even know it
I’m pregnant
you’re pregnant
WE’RE ALL PREGNANT
paulsenspecters:
It’s almost autumn. I can smell the series premieres in the air.
#I love the smell of fandom in the morning
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I'm 20 now.
I can buy booze and shit.
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Guy on the UPS commercial: You know what's complicated? Shipping. Shipping is complicated.
Me: You have no idea
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Tumblr has changed me.
Before tumblr: Wow that's sad
After tumblr: MY CREYS ASJGLJGFFS I CAN'T, I CAN'T. I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY EMOTIONS ARE DOING RIGHT NOW
Before tumblr: He's cute
After tumblr: YOU FLAWLESS BEING. I am offended BY YOUR FACE. NOW GET IN MY BED
Before tumblr: Oh a new picture from that movie that's coming out
After tumblr: DEAR GOD WE HAVE A NEW STILL I HAVE TO MAKE GRAPHICS. WHERE DID THIS PICTURE COME FROM ASKLHSDGLKJH
Before tumblr: I'm bored
After tumblr: guise guise guise talk to me send me perverted things I won't judge you
Before tumblr: What a cute couple
After tumblr: I SHIP THEM SO HARD IT HURTS
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textworthy:
im in a serious relationship with my wifi
you could say we have a…connection
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genehunts:
what if adele shows up out of the blue uninvited
livelongandpwosper:
IF THEY TALK DURING MUSE I WILL BURN DOWN THEIR HOUSES
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